Friday 21 March 2008

Heathers

Heather's site - no, not an article on gardening but a quick note about that rather strange woman Heather Mills. I am no Beatles fan. But if this woman cannot see that, every time she opens her mouth to voice her 'thoughts', we viewers can't see her lies, innuendo and delusional beliefs - then she is very obviously so far up her own a**s that she is more away with the fairies than I thought.

I couldn't resist having a peek at her official site but see that she has carefully avoided allowing anyone to leave comments. Perhaps that is the only wise thing she has ever done in her life. Well, after bagging a very wealthy grieving widower as a husband that is.....

I particularly like the Judge's comments that although she claimed to have been so very generous with her money to charities that no record of donations can be identified.

On the plant front though I reckon she's well named (Latin name calluna vulgaris) she is just as tough and woody as an old heather, a common pernicious weed.

Update 31/03/08: Re Mopsa's comment that this is the best article - I agree, it's worth reading.

11 comments:

Casdok said...

I dont understand her at all!!
Excellent Latin name!!

Laura Jane Williams said...

Ouch!

You have to feel a bit sorry for her now though don't you? She will fade into obscurity when the thing she wants most is media coverage.

Goodbye Heather....!

Love the blog,

G.I.M x

Anonymous said...

She lasted longer than I thought and she made out better than I thought she should have.

Maggie May said...

Vulgaris! Wonderful!
She didn't know when she was well off. How much can anyone spend anyway, when it comes to millions!

Mark Wadsworth said...

"a**e" surely?

Kaylee said...

huh what the heck?

rilly super said...

now penny, surely that is the spoof heather's site you've linked to there...

hope you are feeling better by the way

A Mother's Place is in the Wrong said...

How clever of her not to allow comments - but just think how aware she must be of what would land in her comments box! Does she really want to be rich so much that
she doesn't care what people think of her? Pretty sad. M xx

Laura Jane Williams said...

Hello... are you okay? You have not posted in a while and I am awaiting something new to read with breath that is baited!

G.I.M x

Mopsa said...


>marina hyde
has the vest take on this that I've read.

Mopsa said...

vest? no. BEST.