Saturday, 27 October 2007

Planning for Retirement

I thought we would enjoy retirement. My husband used to run 'Preparing and Planning for Retirement' training courses. He had all the answers and all the different viewpoints. He trained many people but he failed to train me. Unfortunately retirement planning wasn't even on our horizon. We thought we had at least a further 10 years of working life. But then retirement found us and found us unprepared.

To have a successful and happy retirement you need several things:
  1. Money: Once that pot of money, pension, annuity, savings or whatever is all you have i.e. fixed income then finances take on a whole different meaning. Suddenly you are aware that every penny that goes out of the house has gone for good. That unless you go out to earn some more 'this is it'. Men in particular seem to be much exercised by this when they retire.
  2. Interests: If you want to enjoy retirement to the full there are many clubs, social events , hobbies and activities that you can join in. Once you are no longer committed to a working life you can fill your daily routine with swimming, walking, cruising, bird watching, investment clubs, travelling, wining and dining, study, bowls, bridge, blogging, holidays. The list is endless. What may not be endless is the pot of gold - the money to finance all these possible interests and new hobbies. But once you are retired then many of them don't take up much cash and a great deal of enjoyment can be had for very little outlay. The U3A is one example. The University of the 3rd Age, unlike the Open University, runs on a very small budget. It is very popular. This group is for older people where some members with a perceived level of expertise then educate others to the same level of incompetence. A bit like 'Sit by Nellie' training at work. A bit like a real world interactive social version of an inaccurate Wikipeadia.
  3. Health: You need good health to enjoy all of the above interests. You need good health to get out and about and away from your spouse for a few hours. This is advisable. For the both of you. For your mental health. This is the first time in ** years you have ever spent more than a couple of weeks together 24 hours a day. And do you remember just how stressful holidays can be when you spend so much time together? Well retirement is just like that for 12 months of the year. I'm not talking about holidays away from home - you both have distractions then - no I'm talking about holidays at home; Christmas, Easter etc.
  4. Tolerance: You need a bucket load of this. Suddenly the housekeeper (usually the wife) has lost 'her space'. The spouse is no longer out of the house 9-5 but hanging around and getting under her feet as she tries to do all the 101 household chores. Querying whether this is the best or most efficient way of doing the task.Querying the amount of water being used and how often the washing machine is put on. Offers of help e.g. dusting/hoovering if taken up are considered only to be necessary once every 3 months. "But I did that last week - it can't need doing again, surely". Supermarkets during the week are full of retired men assisting their wives with the weekly shop. Every time you go by a couple you can hear the same type of conversation going on. She's usually looking harrassed and he's usually saying somethin along the lines of: "do we really need foil again, can't you wash and re-use the roll you bought last month?" - " it's HOW MUCH?!" - "I think you use too much detergent - lets try a cheaper brand" - "lets buy whisky in bulk - think of the saving we'd make" - "lets have steak and kidney pie - you've not made one of those for ages" - "let's buy the small pack - I'm sure we could use less toilet paper". Men like 'manly' jobs to do e.g. car maintenance, gardening, decorating. Tasks that are done once in a while not several times a week.

When alone at home I used to enjoy whizzing through the house tidying, cleaning, polishing everything and then sitting with a mug of coffee to admire my efforts. Now I clean one room and then move on to another. But on returning to the first it's no longer a spotless oasis. I didn't get one minute to admire and revel in its sparkly cleanliness. How I long for the days as they used to be: to to rush through tidy the kitchen, make the beds put the laundry away and then come home 7 hours later and find it all as I'd left it. TIDY. When two of you are home all the time each and every day there are calls on the household budget that didn't occur while you were out at work. Electricity, water, gas consumption goes up. As does coffee, tea, food stuffs and toilet rolls. Towels, tea towels and light bulbs wear out faster than they ever did while you were out at work. Not to mention the various bits n bobs connected with plumbing. Whereas I used to call in a plumber to change a ball cock in the toilet cistern once every 4 or 5 years now it seems to be every other year. Therefore these budget items need to be re-addressed and re-assessed. On the other side of the coin: you can wear your clothes till they fall apart, specs, shoes, handbags and other accessories can be several years out of style. You also have time to shop at charity shops and try and dress on the cheap.

Finally a little anecdote as I was trying to clean in readiness for a tea party.

He: "I'll help you to clean the bathroom and cloakroom"

Me: "There's not room for us to both do it at the same time"

He: "No problem - I'll clean the basin in one room while you do the toilet and the floor in the other and then we can change rooms and I'll clean the second basin"

Me: "Thanks - a lot"

7 comments:

merry weather said...

Well - this is interesting - I can identify with a lot of it. You've covered many points here and with all important humour - I enjoyed this post LT, particularly the querying, very well put!!

toby said...

Lol! Retirement is the same as married life, only more so?!

I think the solution is to live in adjoining properties. I must remember that. Future beloved can sell her place and move into the flat next door, instead of cluttering up mine ;)

btw, we have a retired couple who come to our casino most Fri/Sat nights. They can afford to lose thousands, so presumably have a cushy lifestyle, but they spend the entire time hurling abuse at each other across the tables. They often leave in separate taxis! Takes all sorts, eh?

Stinking Billy said...

Penny, It seems I've been retired for donkey's years and, in fact, I have, but there is little I could add or disagree with in "Planning for Retirement."

However, I have been meaning to ask you about a remark of yours in your own recent "Fascinating Web Surfers".

You indicated that you knew a mystery person had visited your blogspot the previous evening, following a Google search on private dentists, and spent 8 minutes viewing four of your pages before shooting off to my site.

How on earth did you gather that sort of information? Do we all have a blogspot visitors book that I have never known about?

Hopefully, I feel another tutorial
coming on? Be a doll, would you?

Flowerpot said...

I had ths when Himself sort of retired. As I work from home, he knows teh office (our bedroom) is out of bounds, but it is a very small flat so there's not much space anywhere!

Stinking Billy said...

Hey, Penny, I just love happy coincidences. I took a look back to my first post (20th June) this morning and saw that you were my second-ever visitor but, what's more, you answered the same question for someone that I asked you last night on this page.

A site meter, of course! I went from there straight to my dashboard, dug a little and, lo and behold, you had steered me straight to it without even trying. ;-)

I haven't yet explored far enough (I never do) to know what to do about it, but I did take a look at
the (weekly?) statistics for my blogspot and I cannot believe the total figure of over 59,000!

That cannot be correct, 59 I could have understood, but ...? Put me right, would you, please?

Stinking Billy said...

Penny, we are both so quick off the mark that we pass ourselves coming back. Thanks for all the gen I just found on my own site - spotty dog!

Now then, while I was calling you a doll in my first comment I am definitely not addressing you as a spotty dog in this one. It's just a variation of 'spot on', I guess, used by one or two folks in these parts.

Hope you had a nice walk.

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