Friday, 25 May 2007

I Don't Think I am Therefore ....

Following on from my previous list; on the basis of every positive having a negative I thought I should compile of list of what I intend not to be in the future.
  • I don't think I am a 'bossy boots' therefore I wont be a 'bossy boots'
  • I don't think I am fat therefore I wont be fat
  • I don't think I am poor therefore I am not poor
  • I don't think I am lazy therefore I will not be lazy
  • I don't think I am boring therefore I will not be boring
  • I don't think I am a control freak therefore I will not be a control freak
  • I don't think I am a nit-picker therefore I will not be a nit-picker, I mean - I will not be one - a nit picker, that is. I wont be one [ a nit-picker - I will cease to be a nit-picker - soon]. Let me re-phrase that last bulleted point :

I don't think I am a nit-picker therefore I wont be one [There, I knew I could do it and I did it]

1 comment:

The thinker said...

I have a very enlightening comment to link to this post with another post which is waiting in myr drafts folder and will be posted as soon as I am unblocked by Google. Can you hear me SCREAMING out there?? This is a kind of wordy constipation...