Counting My Blessings In May

Hmmmmm, thinks .....

1. I'm still married ... so far ...
2. Only half of my joints ache
3. I'm still fat - but if I fell into the North sea I'd survive longer - and it would be easier to float (like cream on top of coffee)
4. I discovered Westlife (sad - I know)
5. I have more in my bank account than at the end of last month ...
6. I can therefore go for some retail therapy
7. And buy Westlife's 'Let Us Be Frank'
8. The garden is looking beautiful
9. I appreciate home again - and My Man, after a break away