And How Do I Feel?

I'm always expecting the worse. If a tragedy ever strikes me or my neighbourhood I wouldn't be saying I never expected this to happen to me/us. I would be good for contingency planning. Well, my larder is always full. My petrol tank never runs dry. The Government should pay to use my imagination and expertise. In the event of emergency or tragedy I am prepared. If a journalist ever asks me how I feel I have my answer ready. "I feel with my hands. How do you feel?"